Wednesday, August 20, 2008

'Nubs

Ozymandias

I met a vet from an ancient land
Who said: Nine vast and knuckleless nubs of rot
Stand in the desert ... Near them, on the sheets,
Half sunk, a gnawed thumb lines, whose chewy bits,
And wrinkled skin, and crook of cold command,
Tell that its culinary well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The finger that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the vitals sheet these words appear:
"My name is 'Nubs, king of kings:
Look on my stumps ye mighty and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The ragged and eroded knobs inch closer to their doom.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Bedside surgery

Diabetic Foot Ulcer

Don't get diabetes. If you do get diabetes, for the love of god, don't let me be the one in charge of your care.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Word-of-the-Day

Foible

"What fatal foible led Ahab to leave Starbuck's caution unheeded."

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Word-of-the-Day

Ineluctable

"Your scrabble rout at my hands was ineluctable."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Word-of-the-Day

Monitist

"I may be a monitist, but at least I'm not as procrumpulent as you!"

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Word-of-the-Day

Nosocomial

"A good way to prevent nosocomial infections is to change gloves in between rectals."

Monday, July 21, 2008

DrCujo's Word-of-the-Day

Legerdemain

It is a well known fact that my formidable lexicon wins friends and frightens enemies. I have come to realize that the hoi polloi could use some direction in this area.

As such, I have started a new column over to the right---------->
Try not to use this power for evil...