John P... to me 5:02 AM (7 hours ago)
Nice view. Did I mention that your excitement over time graph was awesome. That said, I was somewhat perplexed by the massive increase in excitement when you realized that you had 8 more hours to work. Seriously, it seems to represent glancing at your watch, realizing that you have an entire 'working joe' shift left to complete and raising your excitement from "Having ascended from your dive, you realize that you scuba group has left for home, leaving you three miles offshore in shark infested waters," to "you have inoperable cervical cancer, which is nuts, because you're a dude." What would it take to get you to "meh." I am a bit worried about you. I think that you need a break, and I personally prescribe more sierra nevada. This would have went in your comment section, but I am hammered and do not want to leave a public record of my drunkenness. If you copy and paste this fully on to your blog, you will be sued...with extreme prejudice.
Let me highlight for you the salient features of this email:
........... 5:02 AM .......... ........................................ but I am hammered....................
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you will be hearing from my attorneys soon.
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